Another week down and nearing the end of January. How did that. happen........
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.Yo bro....... I am back. I am thinking I will do this weekly as I am busy eating and pooing. I
hope you will enjoy my little tale. I have a lovely long tail, well when washed and brushed. At the moment it is very dirty. Oh, exciting news, I have been invited to a wedding. A lovely lady is getting married in February at Rowton Castle and wanted a cow in her photos. Have to laugh as Mum and Dad aren't invited but they have to come so I don't eat the wedding cake and poo over the bride's dress. However, I've got this........ I know how to turn it on so that people love me. But I am excited to be fair. A day out. My daughter, My Mums a Prima Donna (aka Skinny) can't come because while the guests are loving me, she would be definitely be eating the cake and probably the garden. She's a bit like a tornado. I am getting glammed up over the next week or two, washed, clipped (having a hair cut), pedicure, it's what I image it is like being in Hollywood but better. shall keep you updated with progress. Next week I won't digress and get back to the history of me. Love ya. Fatty xxx |
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