.Yo bro....... I am back. I am thinking I will do this weekly as I am busy eating and pooing. I
hope you will enjoy my little tale. I have a lovely long tail, well when washed and brushed. At
the moment it is very dirty.
Oh, exciting news, I have been invited to a wedding. A lovely lady is getting married in
February at Rowton Castle and wanted a cow in her photos. Have to laugh as Mum and Dad
aren't invited but they have to come so I don't eat the wedding cake and poo over the bride's
dress. However, I've got this........ I know how to turn it on so that people love me. But I am
excited to be fair. A day out. My daughter, My Mums a Prima Donna (aka Skinny) can't
come because while the guests are loving me, she would be definitely be eating the cake
and probably the garden. She's a bit like a tornado. I am getting glammed up over the next
week or two, washed, clipped (having a hair cut), pedicure, it's what I image it is like being in
Hollywood but better. shall keep you updated with progress.
Next week I won't digress and get back to the history of me. Love ya.