Me, glorious me....

.Yo bro....... I am back.   I am thinking I will do this weekly as I am busy eating and pooing.  I



hope you will enjoy my little tale.   I have a lovely long tail, well when washed and brushed.  At



the moment it is very dirty.



   



Oh, exciting news, I have been invited to a wedding.   A lovely lady is getting married in 



February at Rowton Castle and wanted a cow in her photos.  Have to laugh as Mum and Dad



aren't invited but they have to come so I don't eat the wedding cake and poo over the bride's



dress.   However, I've got this........   I know how to turn it on so that people love me.   But I am 



excited to be fair.   A day out.   My daughter, My Mums a Prima Donna (aka Skinny) can't



come because while the guests are loving me, she would be definitely be eating the cake 



and probably the garden.   She's a bit like a tornado.  I am getting glammed up over the next



week or two, washed, clipped (having a hair cut), pedicure, it's what I image it is like being in 



Hollywood but better.    shall keep you updated with progress.  





Next week I won't digress and get back to the history of me.   Love ya.   





​Fatty  xxx